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Read here.

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FOAR THIS IS TEH R34L BL0G!

I saw a leaf on thursday.
It saw me.
And I ran like hell.

I had a pain in my heart.
The doctor said.
Stop punching it.

I was complaining about English.
In English.

Osborn is the name of a crowbar.
It is also the name of a person.

I poked a horse's butt hole yesterday.
It kicked my nuts.

Small things come in small packages.

Vans are bigger than cars.
Yellow vans warrant bigger punches than yellow cars.
no?

breathe life.
or.
just oxygen.